Rest in Piss, Fuck the Monarchy
There’s a lot of patriots today sharing their condolences for the Royal Family and the people of Britain, but why is that? Have they forgotten our American roots? 1776. That was the year America told the monarchy to kick rocks. True Americans, true patriots have a distaste for the British. Instead of tea, we drink coffee. Football was changed to a more Alpha manly sport of pure testosterone and massive, bulky men instead of the frail soccer players of the world. Those weirdos even calls fries, “chips” and chips, “crisps.” For being the country English was named after, they don’t speak it too good, do they?
I’m tired of having to pretend to care about those crooked tooth freaks. The reality is that this country was founded upon pushing their shit in like sailors on a nuclear submarine. A true patriot shall revel and rejoice in this day. One monarch down, too many more to go. An entire, massive family born into immense wealth and power, a drain on the tax payers, and none of them contribute to society. They don’t work. They don’t even involve themselves in politics. Their entire country runs on autopilot for them while having the equivalent of US Marines running security for their tacky “palace.”
Some may say something about how Elizabeth II served in WWII. She was a mechanic, and while decently humble of a job, does anyone really think she had to put in more effort than she was willing to? She was still a royal. No commanding officer will push a member of the Royal Family to keep working if they don’t feel like it. There are millions of mechanics in the world, where is their praise for the job they do? A regular mechanic would be yelled at by their boss to keep working until their back was broken in half.
The reality is that the Royal Family are a bunch of Elitist goblins leaching off the tax payer dollar. At least one of their countless members was friends with Epstein and has credible allegations of partaking in the disgusting practices that Epstein was known for. In America, inbreds are considered one of the lowest on the social totem pole. In England, they are the tippy top. A true patriot shall say today, “We smoking on some Lizzie packs.”