Look, none of us like Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but those who do would argue that she’s doing the best she can. The question is, what is the best gotcha point we can raise to own the libs? Well, I think I’ve found it. You see, there is a tactic that AOC could employ that would significantly boost her support and public image. That is, AOC should sell feet pictures on OnlyFans and apply the revenue towards the national debt. I’m not a betting man, but I would wager that if she did this, we would have a surplus by the end of the year. This money would be extremely beneficial towards funding the programs that the Dems want to provide. I mean, if they can pay for it on their own, they should be allowed to do whatever crazy idea they have such as improving educational standards for low income communities.
Some may read this article and think, “how come this isn’t suggesting that Lauren Boebert do the same?” The answer is simple, Boebert is a God fearing woman. A Christian woman has no place selling things for the purposes of arousal, but Ocasio-Cortez is a filthy heathen. This is why it is ok to demand that AOC subject herself to such acts. We’re not asking for anything beyond feet pictures because that would be too cruel to force someone to do, but if she were to sell a little more, there would be a much larger reward that can be given to the American people.
Demonrats sit on their butts crying about how billionaires should be forced to give up their hard earned money to be given out to poor people like it’s candy on Halloween. Why is it that they don’t just do it themselves? I have laid out the perfect fundraising tactic, so if from this point on, if it is not employed, we will be able to tell that these “leftists” don’t actually practice what they preach. Now, if they want to cry about how they should be able to keep some of the money earned from these ventures, we can call them out for the true champagne socialist, hypocrites they are. Once they realize the true way America operates, with our outstanding degree of capitalism, they will have to accept that if poor people want to not be poor, all they need to do is get their nose a little brown, place their tongue on a boot, and generate lift by utilizing their boot straps.
